Thursday, August 9, 2007

Low Flow? I don't like the sound of that...

If someone can tell me what the title of this post is quoting, you'll officially win a super-awesome JamesThoughts T-Shirt* Absolutely Free**

And now, some NONSENSICAL RAMBLING

-I wonder where the term "best boy grip" comes from... I bet that it's a pretty dirty story.

-I'm back in LA.

-While cleaning the kitchen today and using a various number of cleaning products, I suddenly remembered a story about a man who used two different products (i think it was ammonia and bleach). The chemical reaction proved deadly, so the ending of the story seems pretty obvious. I then started to worry that I was making the same mistake, because I had no clue what the hell I was using. I suddenly got very dizzy, and I'm not sure if it was deadly fumes or just me being paranoid. I'm pretty sure it was just my recurring fear of dying on a dirty kitchen floor and not being discovered for a week because my roommate is out of town. I mean, I think that's in most people's top-5.

-I am way too weak for Apple products and their sexiness.

-"Becoming Jane" is a somewhat interesting movie title. "Becoming Maverick: The Wizard Robot" is a much more interesting one.

-I live in an apartment with the Clapper in it. That's right: the Clapper. I've secretly wanted a clapper since I was 7 (it feels like magic!), but I could never bring myself to buy one. Then I show up at the apartment this week, and there it was. I think I can die (by a mixture of ammonia and bleach) happy now.


*Does not exist
**does not necessarily mean free

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